Monthly Archives: October 2006

Sports page of Xiangxiang Morning Post Editor: OneShot This page was awarded the best page of the day. 2006-10-17     Copyright of Xiaoxiang Morning Post 2006-10-17

Click here to be Chao Lihwa.   With this software, I wrote a "nonsense poem" as followed.      《屎黄色之城》 丫都在吃屎 蹲着在华丽的卫生纸上 穿着屎黄色的大裤衩 一些蚂蟥鬼鬼祟祟裸奔 我的搪瓷缸没有门 谁都可以自由出入 如此， 我便可以俯视搪瓷缸了 那里五颜六色 昏天黑地 丫还在喝尿 撩起了屎黄色的大裤衩  

Front page of New York Times, 2006-10-12   Yankee teamer Cory Lidle died in the crash   Latest pictures from the States.            

This advertisement starring well-known actress Jiang Wenli is fucking crazy.   孩子：“妈妈，长大了我要娶你做老婆。”____[孩子很天真]          Mummy~~I want you to marry me when I grow up. ____[Innocent face]蒋雯丽：“什么？”____[有点惊讶]          What the f***~~? ____[Astonishedly]孩子：“我要娶你。”____[孩子很认真]          Marry me~~! ____[Seriously]蒋雯丽：“那爸爸呢？”____[掐小孩脸蛋]          But your father… ____[Touch the kid’s face]孩子：“我长大了，爸爸就老了。”____[两人很幸福拥抱在一起]          … Continue reading →

I translated some poems written by "famous" poet Chao Lihwa. This stupid woman almost make me sick… Are these shit so-called poems?     傻瓜灯——我坚决不能容忍 我坚决不能容忍那些在公共场所的卫生间大便后不冲刷便池的人   Stupid lamp–I can never bear I can never bear those who answer the … Continue reading →

 Pix of my elder sister’s wedding     Sweet sweet sweet   Before the wedding    Do not peek!   Get make up   We get some puzzles for the groom   The princess’ dancing shoes…   Double happiness   … Continue reading →

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