An ad of incest…CCTV-6

This advertisement starring well-known actress Jiang Wenli is fucking crazy.
 
孩子:“妈妈,长大了我要娶你做老婆。”____[孩子很天真]
          Mummy~~I want you to marry me when I grow up. ____[Innocent face]
蒋雯丽:“什么?”____[有点惊讶]
          What the f***~~? ____[Astonishedly]
孩子:“我要娶你。”____[孩子很认真]
          Marry me~~! ____[Seriously]
蒋雯丽:“那爸爸呢?”____[掐小孩脸蛋]
          But your father… ____[Touch the kid’s face]
孩子:“我长大了,爸爸就老了。”____[两人很幸福拥抱在一起]
          I don’t give a f***~~! When I grow up, he gets old. ____(Hug together)
孩子:“妈妈永远也不会老!”____[话外音:XXX修护系列产品让妈妈永远年轻] 
          Mummy, you are forever young~~!
 
Off scene sound: XXX cosmetic, let your mummy never gets old~~!
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2 Responses to An ad of incest…CCTV-6

  1. The Fairyland in Reality says:

    what the crap!

  2. 雅姝 says:

    著名的江南纯情诗人 MOMO 创作新诗一首:

    《我终于在东方明珠下发现》

    一只熊猫
    另一只熊猫
    一群熊猫

    可能还有
    更多的熊猫

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