水经注——记一次没溜的签证面谈。

7月26日下午,台风“灿都”洗礼后的广州。我湿漉漉的站在美国领事馆的大厅里。

登记、按指模、排队,冰冷的签证窗口已经在眼前。

几米远的喇叭里不断传出“sorry”,我的蛋真的不太定了,不是说今年形势不错吗?

9号VO透过窗户盯了队伍中的我一眼,我瞬间避开,防止节外生枝。

 

逐渐来到了队伍前排,在我前面的倒霉孩子被11号杀手叫去谈话,下一个就是我了。

9号透过喇叭喊道:“下一个!”

真是巧,之前他盯过我一眼,居然真的碰到他了,长长的深呼吸后,我走向9号,史上最没溜的一段签证约谈开始了。。。。。。

 

Me: Hey!

 

VO: Hey hey!

 

Me: Here are my documents.

 

VO: Have you been to US before?

 

Me: Nope.

 

VO: Nope? OK, University of Florida, sports……

 

Me: AD, mini, stration.

 

VO: Ah, I see. You must be a big lover of sports.

 

Me: Acctually I use to be a sports journalist.

 

VO: Whao, good! Florida, sports, Florida, Sports……

 

Me: I’ll be there next month, LeBron’s there, too.

 

VO: Yup, LeBron. That’s a sad story for Cavaliers.

 

Me: Right, the Hi is no longer in Ohio。

 

VO: Yeah yeah…(Sighing) Hey, I’ve noticed you when you were in the queue.

 

Me: Uh, which means?

 

VO: Means…I don’t know…You are so… so…(Swings his hands in the air.)

 

Me: So? (Imitating his swinging.)

 

VO: Ah…I don’t know…

 

Me: So American?

 

VO: Yes! You’ve never been to US before, is that true?

 

Me: For sure.

 

VO: OK, you are very special. Your VISA is approved.

 

Me: Good.

 

VO: I’m from Kentucky, our team will beat the Gators in the new season!

 

Me: We’ll wait and see, Go Gators! Bye bye.

 

没有正式的问候,没有恭维的致谢;我的签证约谈,犹如无头无尾的碎片;在一堆有的没的瞎扯淡中——胜利了。

办理完手续,和老母找了家馆子吃烧鹅烧鸭烧乳猪庆祝,期间给老豆打了个报喜电话。

下午五点,老母返回长沙,我坐广深线直奔特区,开始FB!!!

About these ads
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to 水经注——记一次没溜的签证面谈。

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s